March 2009
Who Sees the Seemen... or whatever. →
"My 'Personal Brand' Identity Crisis" or "HELP!"
My first foray onto the Internet was back during high school with AOL. My very first screen name was “MiKe PaLiN” - yes, with the annoying alternating caps. It was, of course, a reference to the Monty Python member who was often a Lumberjack (and he’s okay), Michael Palin.
It didn’t last very long because we had dial-up on our main phone line and I over used it. My...
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"I Hate Flash Sites" Or "How I Failed a Writer...
I found out about the Nicktoons writer fellowship at the beginning of February. I had a month to get everything done, so I fully realize that this is mostly MY fault.
But due to stress and job hunting and general lack of motivation making me do everything last minute, I’m so going to blame this on the FLASH based website containing all the info.
You see, I have an aging computer....
Just ONCE I'd like to see a novel start out like...
The knocking at my door interrupted my favorite part of the day - alone time. But as much as I liked my “me time”, I liked money even more. And a potential client meant potential money. So, I cut it short.
I tossed my newspaper aside, dropped my cigar to the bowl below, flushed, and sped through my post-toiletal rituals.
Once presentable, I switched on the vent fan and slalomed...
