May 2013
Time it takes to craft a very long and in depth text post you’re proud of?
13 hours.
Time it takes to bury said text post by reblogging a billion memes, cats, and Adventure Time gif sets?
13 seconds.
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The Problem with 'Boys Will Be Boys' →
For months, every morning when my daughter was in preschool, I watched her construct an elaborate castle out of blocks, colorful plastic discs, bits of rope, ribbons and feathers, only to have the same little boy gleefully destroy it within seconds of its completion.
No matter how many times he did it, his parents never swooped in BEFORE the morning’s live 3-D reenactment of “Invasion of...
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.gif is pronounced 'jif' (in case you were... →
letmebrightenyourworld:
Steve Wilhite, who invented the enduring GIF file format in 1987, will receive a lifetime achievement Webby Award.
I had definitely heard this before, a friend explained to me how phonetically it makes more sense to say it like “jif.” Don’t give a fuck, still gonna pronounce gif like the g-i-f in “gift.” Jif sounds silly. Until everyone says it that way, I won’t be.
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captainmoi:
George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
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This is the article about Tumblr's Porn Habit →
Tumblr users are already threatening to leave if Yahoo restricts content in the manner of Facebook or Instagram. The trick will be keeping users on board and uploading 900 posts every second in a way that won’t scare off mainstream advertisers.
On an analyst conference call, Mayer acknowledged that Tumblr is “not as brand safe” as other Yahoo properties, but added that the...
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http://www.azcentral.com/thingstodo/dining/articles... →
Is this real life? Are these real people or Batman villains? This just keeps getting crazier….
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nudityandnerdery:
speakerwiggin:
If you suddenly realize there’s a cat in your lap but you don’t remember how they got there, and then a little later you realize the cat’s gone but you don’t remember them leaving, was the cat ever really in your lap?
Andy, did you get your cat from the Silence?
… FUUUUUU!!!!
evolutia:
trapghoul:
how come white boys are given adhd medication and called gifted when they act out but black boys are placed in remedial classes and passed off as stupid???? is that not a valid issue among men’s rights activists???
No. Friendzoning and Fedora’s. That’s it.
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If you suddenly realize there’s a cat in your lap but you don’t remember how they got there, and then a little later you realize the cat’s gone but you don’t remember them leaving, was the cat ever really in your lap?
occupyrodeos:
The thing about mini horses is, you think they’re useless until you get one. Then you wonder why you didn’t get one sooner.
Is “mini horse” used here as a catch all for any new electronic device?
castiel-is-wonderful:
sionainnlindsay:
castiel-is-wonderful:
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
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She's Back - First Picture of Jennifer Lawrence In...
redshana:
dcwomenkickingass:
Bryan Singer posted the first picture of Jennifer Lawrence in costume for X-Men: Days of Future Past a little while ago on Twitter.
Lawrence told E earlier this year she’s wearing a body suit from the neck down this time.
Looking forward to more of Lawrence’s version of Mystique. I loved how in the last movie she very much came across as a metaphor for body...
I have a kitten
dalishtook:
it’s a girl kitten.
Should I name her Bilbo anyway?
What about Pippin’s sisters? Pearl Took, Pimpernel Took, or Pervinca Took? I think Pimpernel is a great name…. well, though that would be Pimp for short wouldn’t it? Or perhaps Nel? P-nel? P? Pimper? Oooo… Pimper!
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to do list:
lexlosing-it:
1) stuff
2) things
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fringe-element:
elegantbutstrange:
I have a hardcore squish right now, it’s embarassing. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO COOL.
I am now going to incorporate “squish” into my everyday lexicon, for it is awesome.
A little Tumblr history from Marco →
fishingboatproceeds:
david:
:’)
My life is much better now that I am following David Karp on the thing that he made. (And also my life is so much better because he made it.)
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zeram:
maozedung:
homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve
i almost spit everywhere
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FINALLY watched the Elementary finale. And about Moriarty… CALLED IT! CALLED IT FOREVER AGO! LOVED IT AND CALLED IT!
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